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These are really good: part 1, part 2. You'll need a bit of German to get the point or read my translation.

Part 1:
- "Internal message: I've got something under my desk that you cannot resist."
- "It's 11 inches long."
- "You don't even know what you're missing."
- "I've got two, huge round things ..."
- "... that you can press."
- "1.5 liter. Thurst after life."

Part 2:
- "Message to all: does anyobody have something under his desk that I cannot resist?"
- "What happened to your 11 inches?"
- "Just got bigger!"
- "1.5 liter. Thurst after life."